Oh, and by the way...

... I apologize to anyone who read this post and whose resolution was set in such a way that the only visible parts without scrolling down were the title "Twenty-Four" and the unbelievably sexy picture of Jack Bauer and assumed the story would be about the show and the insane hotness of its lead character. I really am sorry to disappoint. I wanted it to be about that, too.

I'm also sorry for the length and run-on-ed-ness of the first sentence of my previous apology. And for the multiple uses of the word "and."